Say What?

Here's a collection of funny things Audrey has said recently.

While going down stairs: "I'm trying to get on solid ground."

After hearing the explanation that the sun rises in the east, moves across the sky and sets in the west: "That sounds like a good plan!"

While looking at her choices of pacifiers and bibs to use: "I can't use this green binkie because it doesn't match my pink and purple bib." (Lord, help me now!)

Our housekeeper talking to Audrey over the sound of the vacuum cleaner while she was trying to watch TV: "Is our vacuum too loud for you?"
Audrey: "No, the TV is just too quiet."

Bill to Audrey: "Do you know that I love you?"
Audrey: "Yes."
Bill: "And that Mommy loves you?"
Audrey: "Yes."
Bill: "And that Vivian loves you?"
Audrey: "Yes and I love myself, too!"